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During July 2020 KCTV reported a string of scanadals. On the 2nd it said that Colonel Savill of Burkina Faso had condemned [[daddyjuice256]] for not spending international aid on a Ferrari, on the 7th that [JimmySavill4]] and Party Congress member LordStanleyOrrel faced trial for "Western sympathy", and on the 17th that the President had declared bankruptcy after losing "infinity wangbucks" in the gambling section and requested a [[Collective Security Treaty Organisation]] bailout. On the 18th the Minister of Media and Culture married the Premier at the Church of England Chapel of Juche, officialy entering the Mount Paektu Bloodline. On the 20th prisoners of war, defectors and [[Collective Security Treaty Organisation]] convicts were sent to a new work camp in the [[Democratic People's Republic of Antarctica]], on the 21st an election was held for a new [[Chairman of SPA]], and on the 22nd the Supreme Leader launched a pre-emptive strike on the Pyongyang nursery after discovering that the local children listed to K-Pop. | During July 2020 KCTV reported a string of scanadals. On the 2nd it said that Colonel Savill of Burkina Faso had condemned [[daddyjuice256]] for not spending international aid on a Ferrari, on the 7th that [JimmySavill4]] and Party Congress member LordStanleyOrrel faced trial for "Western sympathy", and on the 17th that the President had declared bankruptcy after losing "infinity wangbucks" in the gambling section and requested a [[Collective Security Treaty Organisation]] bailout. On the 18th the Minister of Media and Culture married the Premier at the Church of England Chapel of Juche, officialy entering the Mount Paektu Bloodline. On the 20th prisoners of war, defectors and [[Collective Security Treaty Organisation]] convicts were sent to a new work camp in the [[Democratic People's Republic of Antarctica]], on the 21st an election was held for a new [[Chairman of SPA]], and on the 22nd the Supreme Leader launched a pre-emptive strike on the Pyongyang nursery after discovering that the local children listed to K-Pop. | ||
====Wedding of JimmySavill4==== | ====Wedding of JimmySavill4==== | ||
On the 26th of July 2020 [[JimmySavill4]] went on a fabled hunt for the vile beast [[daddyjuice256]] and appeared to have lost his life, his face "barely recognizable" after the creatures actions. The beast was later captured and interred within the [[Hall Antarctic Research Facility]], where all covcits who attempt to escape are captured by it and where random inmates are fed to it. | |||
On the 16th of August the first open election for President of Presidium was announced, with [[JimmySavill4]] and Frostivs the featured candidates, and on the 17th KCTV shoed footage of the "Glorious Eternal President" [[daddyjuice256]] obliterating PlatinumTear. On the 19th the "widowed" President of the Presidium proposed to the Supreme Leaders "beautiful daughter" [[daddyjuice256]] and on the 22nd their wedding took place, after which it was annouced that the bride was pregnant. On the 24th the Supreme Leader announced that the "newly pregnant" princess had been struck in the stomach by a South Korean border guard at the DMZ, killing her and her unborn child. | |||
====Death of JimmmySavill4==== | ====Death of JimmmySavill4==== | ||